OMG. How/where did you find this?
Newark, Delaware yellow pages. A coworker of mine stumbled upon the ad and I'm so glad they did!
Too expensive! ;)
You had me at Maggot!
I can't wait to get my maggot!
How can you put a price on a maggot's affection? I thought Morgan might be particularly moved by this : )
Kiri, I only have flies for you ; )
Have you tried calling that number? Or gotten the information on how to pet one?
It's not a real number. There were actually several other funny ads with the same number (this was the best). I suspect that maybe it was a clever way of filling unused space.